High on Chanderpaul

It's not as if you or I were given out
It was Shivnarine Chanderpaul given out
Not once but twice given out
Not once but twice given out

Checked in for bed & breakfast
Loads of runs, bangers and mash
Scoring runs like a rash
And still he wouldn’t get that Stanford cash!

The finger went up
He stood there holding his empty cup
And then the referral
And then the referral

It pulled the plate right before his eyes
Hungry he was and it hit him high
But these umpires and their crooked lies
Why don’t they get outta here, go bake some pies

Already invested in a bad plan
Lost a million before he won it
A lone man, not part of a clan
Lost a million before he won it

High on Chanderpaul we was
High on Chanderpaul the ball was
High handed on Chanderpaul the umpire was
High handed on Chanderpaul the third umpire was.

3rd umpire's visual evidence for Chanderpaul's Dismissal