July 15, 2009

The Andrew Flintoff, Shoaib Akhtar and Michael Jackson Musical Tribute: Break Dance!

MJ: OWWWW that hurts!
SA: XGJ&$:)**& YAAA!
AF: I could break Yuvraj’s Ba**s!
MJ: What have you broken guys OWWW!

Chorus:
There’s nothing you cannot mend
If you’re playing cricket with a friend
Just send me all your broken bros
Send me all your broken bros

SA: IHitMaLaagWithMaBaat %#@$$
AF: Gawn out drinkin when I fell over and somethin snapped

MJ: It’s marvellous - to be with you bro, share your worries and your broken hearts
Hold you close, close to my heart, far away from those dirty tarts!
You don’t need no WAGS
You don’t need no shags
If it’s broken, it will mend
It it’s broken, it will mend
Doing the break, doing the break,
Doing the break dance dude

SA: CRAAAZY! Hhaha! NeverSeenAnythingLikeThat MJ! YouROCKMJ!
AF: I’m hungover #@>>>>>>>>> Aspirin anybody?

MJ: You need a rub, I’ll call my masseur
He’ll play the Casio
While we dance out in the patio
Just the three of us, what a ratio
Doing the break, doing the break
Doing the break dance dude.

SA: Naastie maan, youMJ!
AF: Bollocks!

MJ: You’re tough to please
Is your career on lease?
Do they call you pretty boy, wata tease
Have you made enough to pay Doctor’s fees?
I might not always be with you
But I’ll always be with you
Doing the break, doing the break
Doing the break dance dude!

SA: ………
AF: ………

And that’s where we take a Break.

2 comments:

Som said...

This is pure bedlam, just these 3 coming together.

Naked Cricket said...

Just came to me, the remix version - with Sachin Tendulkar.