You may not like the way we play
One sided, high handed, dirty minded
Rotten to the core
Always keeping score
We’re no pussies, we’re Aussies
We even dumped our own
When his head bloated, got a little overgrown
We didn’t spare Roy the rod
Till he asked forgiveness of the Lord
We just marshalled on
Like Malcolm X
We’re no pussies, we’re Aussies
So, why do you – behave like you do
Like a meow machine
Always whining
When you’re still arguably the best
Just a little far from your nest
Grow up Pussycat!
Cause I smell a rat
And we’re not idiots, we’re Indians
EASY! That’ll do for now
No it won’t,
We’re not pussies, we’re Aussies
No need to wear no falsies
We are what we are
We’ll show you what we got
Cause your prehistoric party has already lost the plot
No they haven’t
Yes, they have
They’re injured and mangled
You’re soft and silly
What kind of word is silly?
Pussies are silly
STOP IT! We’re not pussies, we’re Aussies
Ha! So you think you can tell
Pussies from Aussies
Like you can
Idiots from Indians
Get out of my way
No I won’t
Yes you will
No I won’t
I’ve had enough
I’m going home!
What do you expect?
From Punter and his Poms
Hey, who do you call a Pom?
Better a pussy or a Pom?
What do you expect?
From a Jumbo and his grounded Jets
Hey who do you call a grounded jet?
Better an idiot or a grounded jet?
We’re not idiots
We’re not pussies
We’re Indians, not idiots
We’re Aussies, not pussies
Not idiots, we’re Indians
Not pussies, we’re Aussies
Birdie num num!
(To be performed by the late Freddie Mercury's Queen, ideally)
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17 comments:
so what if we are
not making noises
more than talk...
its been pauses...
roy went fishing...
hayden wants to be fished...
and i am wondering
whose bunny i will be
till the series finished...
yes we are pussies,
we are aussies...
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sorry gaurav...this is my first ever attempt at something like this...
Birdie num num, i like that.
Please let us all know when the cricket songbook comes out in print...worth possessing. Once again, clean bowled, Gaurav.
Can you please add a Label called "cricket songs" or something like that to all the lyrics here. I'd like to link to that label. Thanks
NC/Pan,
This is your true calling.
Done it again, Gaurav! Seriously man, you should publish this stuff and invite us to the pre-release party ;).
You wanted to & now you've really broken free dude ... galileo, galileo ... FIGARO!!!
i second VM...
so which lounge...for delhi daredevils?
Yup...I like that launch party idea. I'm inviting myself in ahead of time.
Gaurav...you've got to add that "cricket songs" label to all songs you have here. So if anyone searches for them, or we click on that label, we can read them all.
Hi,
Please get in touch with Crickblog at editorcrickblog@gmail.com as we would be interested in your writing for our website www.crickblog.com
Thanks!
cheers and thanks guys. yet again unofficial work at BCC! kept me better than Karthik n Parthiv.
sb - labelled
sp - you don't sound like a virgin.
jrod - u visit birdie num num, melbourne?
Haha.. very amusing. I see u r perfecting the art of blogging in the form of poetry..
Cheers Q!
Awesome NC... you should be called homer and homer NC... that would put the names in perspective!!
Cheers and thanks scorpi!
By that same logic, you should be called straight point.
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