It's the IPL

It’s the IPL
It’s the hype PL
It’s the pipe dream L
It’s the ripe dream L
Think I’m gonna pluck it

Taste it, waste it, paste it, chaste it
Be there, near there, rhyme it, chime it
Means nothing, seems something
One night stand, nothing planned
You’re not playing, you are canned

What’s the haul? Why is there Paul?
Who did the Calling, who cut the Wood?
Who needs a white boy drink boy?
Who needs an old imported rusty toy -
There’s no joy, there’s no joy

Who is the father, who is the son?
Who picked KP, who’s that bum?
Take him on the yacht
Take him to the derby
Put him in a bikini
Put him in a calendar
Put him in a bar
Knight him captain, make him saar
Too much of a double whammy
Just put the blame on Jammy!

It’s the IPL
It’s the hype PL
It’s the pipe dream L
It’s the ripe dream L
Think I’m gonna pluck it
to be contd...

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