This hundred is for you, it comes from one Cameron White at your favourite position. That's also three one dayers won, what are you doing in England? You can't possibly lose four on the trot. Even Trott isn't playing. But then neither are you.
Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
You could take the easy option, and fly the hell out of here. And while you're at it, take that Michael Clarke too.
The world will be a happier place without captains like you.
Make White captain, he'll take care of your grey areas.