The test cricket 'whereabouts' clause

Just as WADA has a 'whereabouts' clause, test cricket too needs one. Like ‘whereabouts’ you going with this game, England?

If they fail to answer thrice, then strike them off.

Australia win, as for us, we have nothing to lose.

If this goes on any longer, we'll need dope testing too.

And yes, it will be out of competition.