A bored outlook of the Indo-Pak match

There’s a strong chance that neither team will turn up for the match. That is, they will in the flesh, but the spirit may not be willing. Even if that were to happen, we’ll be there. Here.

And say, if only one of the two teams turn up, and say it isn’t India, we’ll still be there. Here.

And what if both teams turn up, but you don’t, we’ll still be there.

Go India! And Pak, think you can turn up for a change?

And if India were to lose, just remember, it's just a warm-up game.

And if Pak loses, just remember, there is no such thing as a warm-up game, not between India and Pakistan.

It's just blow hot, blow cold.