Not even TADA can stop Dada.

STOP PRESS!

He loses his form
He loses his place
He loses his cool
He loses his shirt

But not even TADA
Can stop Dada
For long

He loses his friends
He loses his clout
He loses his crown
He loses his town

But not even TADA
Can stop Dada
For long

He loses his hair
He loses his dare
He loses his flair
He loses his glare

But not even TADA
Can stop Dada
For long

He loses his smile
He loses his guile
He loses his way
He loses his say

But not even TADA
Can stop Dada
For long

He loses his swing
He loses his fling
He loses his mate
He loses his bait

But not even TADA
Can stop Dada
For long

He loses his face
He loses his case
He loses it all
He loses it all

But not even TADA
Can stop Dada
For long

Tada-da-da-da-da-da

(To be performed by Sasha Baron Cohen, ideally)