Jammy was jammed

Jammy was jammed
Quite seriously jammed
Jammy was jammed
Quite seriously jammed
He couldn’t score,
Not for love or money

Jammy was jammed
Seriously rammed
Jammy was jammed
Seriously damned
Jammy was jammed
Seriously whammed

Jammy was jammed
Quite seriously jammed
Until the day
Tendu decided
It was time again
For him, to have his say

Jammy was jammed
Quite seriously jammed
Until the day
Tendu decided
It was time again
For him, to let him stay

He said Jammy was jammed
No he didn’t say that!
He said
He’s not just a good player
He’s a great player
Yeah, he said that!
He said he’s not just a good player
He’s a great player

Jammy was jammed
Quite seriously jammed
Still, he strained his ear
Looks like he was able to hear
And just about save his rear

He said
I may not be a vampire slayer
But what the hell, I’m a great player

Jammy was jammed, quite seriously jammed
Until Tendu decided
Come to me dear…
Have no fear, don’t shed a tear, you nearly gave us a scare
Jammy was jammed, Jammy was jammed!

(to be performed by The Beatles, ideally)