Tendulkar for a song

This month of September
I’d gladly dismember
Somehow, I’d rather be in October
Or mid way thru November
But you gotta do the dirty work, just ask the plumber
Play the shite and play it right, if you wanna be a contender!
For heaven’s sake, just ask Tendulkar!

Now I just used Sach to rhyme with this song
Know better than to use the cricketing equivalent of King Kong
But is it wrong, is it wrong, is it wrong?
To have Tendulkar, for a song, for a song, for a song!

I don’t know why Pepsico dropped him,
I don’t know why Coca Cola knocked him
What will they do without him?
Pray, what will we do without him?

Pray, pray, pray!

I’m already forgotten Sri Lanka,
I’m all ready for the Aussie tanker
I’m all ready for the English wanker
I’m all ready for SRT the banker

How he’ll cash in like he was the 90s
How he’ll cash in like he was the deities
How he’ll cash in like he was no frailties
Yeah, how he’ll cash in like he was no frailties

But

This month of September
I’d gladly dismember
Somehow, I’d rather be in October
Or mid way thru November
But you gotta do the dirty work, just ask the plumber
Play the shite and play it right, if you wanna be a contender!
For heaven’s sake, just ask Tendulkar!

Now I just used Sach to rhyme with this song
Know better than to use the cricketing equivalent of King Kong
But is it wrong, is it wrong, is it wrong?
To have Tendulkar, for a song, for a song, for a song!

(To be performed by Lou Reed, ideally)

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