Mumbai Indians in a fix.

After losing their first game, Mumbai Indians gather for a private screening of MI (Mission Impossible). Prior to the screening, there’s an argument between the cricketers

Pollard: Awww Maaan, I already seen dat movie

Bhajji: Sachin has selected it Kiran…

Bravo: Can’t we see MI2 maan

Bhajji: Next Tiwary will say can’t we see MI in Hindi…

Tiwary: Can’t we see MI in Hindi…

Bhajji is exasperated and draws for his hand to slap someone, he flinches, twitches, is about to…when Sachin walks in…and with him a cool breeze..

Bhajji: Thank You Sachin for coming…we can’t decide on which version of MI to play

Sachin: Oh that…yeah, selection kept me awake at night.. I was thinking…(looks at Saurabh Tiwary)…ok, you wanna play?

Tiwary: Hindi version…

Sachin: Tiwary, we’ve been through this before…we can’t play a Hindi version…we have to play 4 foreigners…Pollard, what do you say?

Pollard: Awww man, I dunno…I was telling Bhajji, I’ve seen it all…

Sachin: Oh, you want a totally new version…an untried side because MI didn’t come off…Bravo??

Bravo: MI2 is cool with me Sach

Sachin: Bhajji, what do you say, MI or MI2?

Bhajji is going nuts, but he can’t insult or contradict Sachin – instead he slaps himself.


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Go Trinidad & Tobago!

Go! Trinidad & Tobago
You may lose all ten wickets
But you will not lose hope
You may lose all hope
But you will not lose the cape
You are a super hero side!
You are a super hero side!

Go Trinidad & Tobago!
You have in your midst so many brothers
Bravo and the Holy Ganga!
They come with their brothers
Such a joint family side
All the good old Indian values
Stick together enjoy the ride
Stick together enjoy the ride

Go Trinidad & Tobago!
Even though Brian Charles Lara has hung his boots
His blessings will long be with you
Go Trinidad & Tobago!
You are the team, you are the dream
You are so good, it’s not what it seems
Go! Trini! Go Trinidad! Go! Tobago!
You are the team, you are the dream


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Who do you play for Dwayne Bravo

Were you handpicked by Sachin Tendulkar’s eye
To play for the Mumbai Indians, sigh!
Were you handpicked by Brian Lara’s eye
To play for the West Indies, sigh!

There are no heroes, there are no heroes left
Where you come from, where you come from, bereft
You can either be in or you can be out
But you know kid, what it is
What it is to hit inside out

Who do you play for
Who do you play for Dwayne Bravo
Do you play for yourself
Do you play for victory
Do you play for yourself
Do you play for the zone
The highlight zone

It’ll take more than a Twenty20 innings
To gather enough drive for long term winnings
You guys, you don’t matter,
Not as a cricketing nation
Not even as a half way filling station

Who do you play for
Trinidad or Tobago?
Who do you play for
Mumbai or the Indians?
Who do you play for?
West or the Indies?
Who do you play for
The ball or the bat

Who do you play for
Dwayne Bravo



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