January 04, 2009

naked cricket theme

I’m a chunk of cricket
I’m a morsel of the day’s play
I’m the post tea session
I’m the drink’s break
I’m the drinks

I’m the toss
I’m the coin tossed
I’m the pitch report
I’m the soil
I’m the key that soils

I’m the microphone
I’m the cable
I’m a prediction
I’ve been said
I will be spoken

I’m the faintest of edges
I’m a drop
I’m a high five
I’m a rustle of the hair
I’m a biting of the nail
I’m a pulling of the cuticle

I’m a change in bowling
I’m the pavilion end
I’m the member’s box
I’m outta the box
I’m in the stands
I’m a streaker
I’m Naked Cricket

I’m you, as you are me as we are all together
I’m Mick Jagger, John Lennon, Gaurav Sethi
I’m a cricket song
I’m gulli cricket
I’m the space between the legs of a broken old chair
I’m the wicket
I’m stumpcam
I’m the glovesman without gloves
I’m the batsman with a size 4 bat
I’m a 6 year old called Vasu
I’m the bush the ball rips through
I’m an onlooker, not a willing hooker
I’m a Mendis kinda bowler, can’t say what I’m bowling
I’m a KP kinda batsman, my ribs will be broken
I’m a tennis ball pro, I’m all show

I’m the Delhi Dare Devils
I’m Viru through a bad patch
I’m Amit Mishra when he was forgotten
I’m Pigeon ‘s shake of the head
I’m Sachin’s nod
I’m Dada’s twitch
I’m Dravid’s silence
I’m Bhajji’s imbalance
I’m John Wright’s balance

I’m a fixed match
I’m the unnamed names
I’m Hansie and Azhar
I’m Kapil and Manoj
I’m the money
I’m a five day season’s ticket
I’m a free pass
I’m a free cricket chat
I’m Chairman of Selectors
I’m biased
I have no prejudice
I’m the BCCI
I’m the BCC!
I’m a Bored Cricket Crazy Indian


Sunny Naradmuni said...

Really Bored Out!Waiting for the T's and the badges!

Sunny Naradmuni said...
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straight point said...

I’m the microphone
I’m the cable
I’m a prediction
I’ve been said
I will be spoken


you will definitely be spoken in times to come...made my day!!

Q said...

Brilliant NC! As always.

Impactful end.

sraghuna said...

I am the father,
I am the prodigal son,
I was the avowed anti-cricket crusader,
I am the reformed semi-follower,
That is to say...
I am Bored,
I am crazy,
I am an Indian,
I'm well, kinda, a lil bit cricket & a little bit rock'n'roll!

Soulberry said...

I'm the pad
I'm the box
I'm the arm guard
I'm the botox
that lifts the wrinkles of boredom
beetling down the cricket watcher's brow.

Sorry man...not good enough as you.

That's a killer opening...I'm a chunk of cricket...

and then, I'm a streaker...I'm naked cricket...this is a brilliant turn mid-pitch.

How do you congratulate yourself Gaurav? Once more on my behalf! Gem...

Anonymous said...


Gaurav Sethi said...

Sunny Meeta, connecting to HU HQ.

Gaurav Sethi said...

Good Day SP!

Gaurav Sethi said...

Thanks Bored Member Q. Cheers to the end!

Gaurav Sethi said...

sraghuna, "packs an honest punch" - the guardian

Gaurav Sethi said...

"....that lifts the wrinkles of boredom
beetling down the cricket watcher's brow."

Killer stuff Bored Member SB. Cricket watcher indeed. Thank you.

Gaurav Sethi said...

Thank you Bored Member Som. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Ah an anthem... almost Europe style.

Gaurav Sethi said...

scorpi, that's a low blow.

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